Man, my Us Weekly
subscription has really been paying off lately. Yes - I said subscription, people. I feel no shame. It's always been a delightful read; but lately they've really kicked it up a notch, entertainment-wise.
Recently we saw the glory that was Casper getting "shown the world*" by his
mom girlfriend, J.Lo. And now we have "Kim Kardashian Humiliated for Money." And, while I appreciate this as a secondary article to the cover story, I must say... isn't this a bit redundant? Didn't we already agree this was, like, her job about a decade ago? When you burst on the scene as a friend of Paris Hilton's, with your own sex tape that your mother brokered for you, isn't the jig up? You've pretty much introduced yourself to society as such.
That's all! Not the deepest thought I've ever had, but a throughly enjoyable one nonetheless. I prefer this - the truth - to the annoying April Fool's post.
: Yes, I took the time to place this on my kitchen table and take a picture. Sadly the actually article is totally pro-Kardashian - but the photo is enough to make my day. I'm pretty sure, given how gently the mag treats the Kardashians, that Kris must own stock in this publication.]