Have you ever had a moment where something in the periphery of your chosen field comes up and you think, "Dang. I can't compete with this. I might as well hang it up.*" Well, this has happened to me. I never thought the moment would arrive via Life & Style
, but here we are. As a writer, I strive for the meld of thought to meet to structure. My goal is to entertain and inspire. But Life & Style
just kicked my ass, merely by reporting the facts.
By the way... do you want to know how desperately I want to see a dance battle? In a Toys R Us parking lot, no less? SO, SO BADLY! I'll have to live with this for the rest of my life - the image of Casper, lady love to JLo, battling it out for the title of best parking lot dancer, week after week. But my need will never be satiated because he's off in Morocco. Or possibly Japan.
[Photo Credit: via Life & Style
. The one with that slime ball Juan Pablo on the cover. And, as you may imagine, I'm not actually hanging it up.* I will not let Casper beat me. I will meet him in any Toys R Us parking lot, any day of the week.]