May 28, 20214 minOkay, Fine – Maybe Openly Weeping Isn’t the Best Way to Procure a JobHello friends! This is an excerpt from my weekly newsletter. Consider signing up and have fresh content delivered to your inbox every...
May 27, 20213 minI want to get paid to lovingly trace Keanu Reeves' face.Hello friends! * Larry & I did something pretty wild this past week - we watched a non-Kevin Costner film. I know - I am also in shock!...
May 14, 20212 minThe Gossip Genie Has Delivered!Hello friends! What has been whispered to the gossip genie has finally come to pass - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have officially...
May 6, 20212 minSo, The Placenta Was in the Cooler...Hello friends! Well, I know you're all dying to hear about how our viewing of Ishtar went, and it will surely be a surprise to no one...
Oct 21, 20204 minBelle of the Balls – Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E2)Alright, we’re finally getting into the meat of this thing, and if you think this is the last allusion to balls, you are SO WRONG my...